Bitch Face Sprung

Bitch Face Sprung or BFS is when you are inexplicably attracted to and consequently aroused by women with intense resting bitch face or an outwardly cold demeanor.

These men often find great pleasure in the pursuit and sexual conquering of these cheerless and uninviting women.

James: I don't know what it is about Caitlin, but I love fucking the attitude out of her and changing her Resting Bitch Face into a smile.

Michael: man, you're always Bitch Face Sprung.

by Solidus84 February 3, 2023

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

Boner Face

A male homo sapient whomst genetalia happens to be in the facial region rather than between their two goddamn legs.

Dem nigger got dicks in their eyes, they be boner faces.

by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017

Fuck Face

Term of endearment! Another name for your best girlfriend.

hey fuck face lets go out to the club tonight

by thor1985 January 6, 2022

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

Dope meeting face

Definition: Face made during corporate meetings whilst very self-conscious of said conference face staring into camera lens feigning interest ... not in the meeting but in your own Dope meeting face (DMF)

That call was basic but for her Dope meeting face check it out it's incredible.... She must have been perfecting her Dope meeting face in her camera (DMF) during the first 15 minutes of this hour long rabbit hole call and looked super fake-interested.

by Stampliance August 22, 2022