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big baby lotion

by Sab´vea June 7, 2017
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Jail baby

A girl who’s waiting for a guy who is in jail and is often waiting a while and super loyal
Damn I wish I had a jail baby waiting for me when I get out
by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019
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baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025
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Stupid Bitch Baby

Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.
Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?

Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"

Dale: oof. That sucks

Eli: what about yours?

Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny

Eli: jeez
by AeronaTheFox February 6, 2021
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Baby Bean

by Planogurl34 May 26, 2015
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Mouth baby

A person, normally a woman that prefers oral penetration more then any other form of sex.
I love being face fucked, I guess that makes me a mouth baby.
by Fondant Swirl June 4, 2016
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