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Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys
by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020
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Wanker wheel

The small thin tyre and wheel used as a spare wheel or as a set of 'cheap burn out tyres' often found in pairs on the front end of a fwd car often a (honda civic) or on the rear end of a rwd car (often a bmw)
"Look at that fella there"

"Aye he's got the wanker wheel on"
by Some sorta name May 1, 2024
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Wanker

A man that likes to be alone with his thoughts - Ted Lasso
Crowd Cheering "WANKER! WANKER" spawned this quip when lasso's son asked 'dad, what's a wanker?'
by notawanker December 25, 2023
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anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv
"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"
by crickey smith March 8, 2022
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Flag wanker

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.
He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.
by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025
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Wanker

A man who likes to be alone with his thoughts
Ted Lasso is a wanker.
by YeahDontCare May 7, 2021
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wanker

people that call me a wanker
kate: your a wanker
alex: u just called me a wanker so ur the wanker
by notreal110392 October 4, 2022
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