Wanker

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.

"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."

by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022

Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022

Wanker

My brother

No explanation except that my brothers a wanker

by WilburNilbur January 26, 2019

Wanker

Kim

kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!

by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023

SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

Prancer-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

Wanker

You

You are a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022