uber jaw

A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.

Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.

by CIST July 11, 2007

Uber competitive

Holding nothing sacred but winning/dominating.

The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Uber Jimmy

Also known in Belgium as "klein ambetant ventje" wich means small annoying boy.
Belgium probably has the most annoying Jimmy of all...
You just hope you'll never meet him.
He is like the uber Jimmy.

Man that Jimmy was so annoying today.
Yeah... you probably met the Belgian Uber Jimmy

by Abc987123 September 27, 2023

Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

Uber

A massive twink, yet denies they are one. Whilst it is extremely obvious they are hiding it.
A person in a certain discord server who I have a bone to pick with (also a massive twink)

Person 1: "You see Tyler over there? He's such an Uber."
Person 2: "Yeah, he tries to hide it too but he's so bad at it.

by celeritas lucis February 22, 2024

UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

Uber you up

Picking someone up in a Uber.

I will Uber you up at 9:00.

by Flowergirl373737 June 7, 2017