Ubered

"Ubered" is when you've been fucked over by the rideshare company Uber.

There are various ways this can happen. For example:

1) Investing property and time into becoming an Uber driver, only to realise you're working for way less than minimum wage.

2) Being "deactivated" by Uber and having your income instantly cut-off for unfair reasons.

"I've sooo been Ubered! I made lots more during my first 2 weeks! What's going on?".

"Huh?! Why can't I sign on?! I didn't drive erratically! I've been Ubered!"

by RideshareLingo May 15, 2019

Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022

Uber you up

Picking someone up in a Uber.

I will Uber you up at 9:00.

by Flowergirl373737 June 7, 2017

Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

Uber

A massive twink, yet denies they are one. Whilst it is extremely obvious they are hiding it.
A person in a certain discord server who I have a bone to pick with (also a massive twink)

Person 1: "You see Tyler over there? He's such an Uber."
Person 2: "Yeah, he tries to hide it too but he's so bad at it.

by celeritas lucis February 22, 2024