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Crazy Unicorn

Crazy Unicorn. The woman places her face into the mans balls and motor boats whilst working the sharft like its a unicorns horn thus the Crazy Unicorn
by Crafty2113 December 31, 2011
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Brown unicorn

When a male does anal and there’s a slight trace of fecal matter on the penis. Then the female blows the male before the fecal matter is washed off
Hey I got a brown unicorn by Alex
by Berry Licker 69 April 16, 2018
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unicorn fucking

when you duct tape a dildo to your forehead and begin to have sex with your partner with the dildo.
guy: hey girl wanna unicorn fuck at my place?
girl: sure why not, who doesn't love unicorn fucking
guy: ok just gimme a second while i strap my dildo to my forehead
by N1NJABREDMAN September 9, 2016
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Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!
by Fukn paul March 11, 2017
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Killing the Unicorn

Slang for having sex.
Origin: Unicorns of myth reputably could only be tamed by virgins. So, were a man or woman to kill the unicorn they would be slaying the metaphorical virginity. Used in everyday situations it is simplified to having sex.
Guy 1: Dude? What are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, going to my girlfriend's house. We're killing the unicorn.
by elemenopee March 13, 2009
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fluffy unicorn

A pillow or squishy pad that has had a phallus (eg. dildo, vibrator, etc.) attached to it for the purpose of masturbation.
"I walked in on Besty riding her fluffy unicorn over the rainbow last night. She didn't want any help slaying the dragon."
by prettyPrincess32 June 9, 2009
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unicorn girl

A girl that likes unicorns and is obviously obsessed them she owns a unicorn bedspread and rocks a unicorn sweater 🦄
by Jasmine hart June 18, 2018
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