pum pum pains

when a female is on her period and gets a sharp pain in the crotch region with causes her to be in pain

eliza-"are you ok"

kenzie-"no just got pum pum pains

by queenofpumpumpains May 27, 2023

Lachlan Pain

A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.

Hey do you know Lachlan Pain?
“Yeah he’s such a gay fag”

by LARGE COCK LARRY November 23, 2021

PAIN™

It's me the one who brings pain with illsec shit bc I'm a

SKEEEEEEED

Contact a doctor before @'ing illsec about the PAIN™ I caused with his shit

by PAIN™ February 26, 2023

Phantom Phone Pain

Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.

While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.

by CamyB June 1, 2011

Sinaloa pulido paining press

A delicious sexual act involving 8 males and 1 female, the 8 males wrap black Forrest ham on their ducks and stack with the female in the bottom. the bottom man will stick their weiner in the females scooter missionary and the other 7 men stack on top of each other straight anal, once everyone has came in their respective ass they fart the cum onto the women's vaginas and and use whatever ham they have left and eat her out resulting in a delicious dessert

Bardomiano: sex is getting so boring none of these bitches frwky anymore.
Onfray: yo this chick wants to try out a sinaloa pulido paining press.

by TrianglesRAwesome:38======D August 25, 2025

Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

Pain

All I know

My life is constant pain, when will the suffering end

by 3@5 5(@5 07##6 446 April 8, 2021