captain crook

A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey
"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?
by Morty Rosenberg July 06, 2008
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Captain Munch

leader of the Seamen of the South- notorious for navigating the ship and for giving orders. Likes to get caught in traffic
AKA the Captain
hey wheres Captain Munch?
hes takin a shit man
by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004
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Captain Perversion

Captain Perversion can be defined into two definitions:

1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.
Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?

Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)

Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.

Stan: Fuck off, Paul.
by Spatchmo June 10, 2009
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Captain Cleanoff

An amazing grindcore band from Australia.
Captain Cleanoff kicks fucking ass.
by Tanner West May 08, 2008
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Captain Crunch

When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.
by harry balzcak September 10, 2009
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Captain Marvel

wanda: is that captain marvel?
thor: yeah she powerful as fuck
by natsdanvers January 09, 2022
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captain fantastic

Superhero with the fantastic power of arrogance.
by timmy January 23, 2004
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