upside down pound cake

Sex Position: When you are having sex in a recliner and the recliner tips over onto its back, but neither of you stop.

I was fucking your sister in your favorite recliner and we ended up doing the upside down pound cake.

by Wook Weinstein January 06, 2007

and then i found 5 pounds

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.

...and then i found 5 pounds."

by rarehairdude May 17, 2010

sound as a pound in a dog hound

Thanks

Can i have a fag?
Yea sure mate
sound as a pound in a dog hounddd

by Rob trufuckinpia March 05, 2011

A pound of salt and some coke

Really don’t trust what they say
They’re very hard to believe much like the phrase “take what they say with a grain of salt”

“His outlandish claims about seeing the world had to be taken with a pound of salt and some coke."

by Words… April 03, 2022

800 pound gaming pc

Portability is key

I brought my self an 800 pound gaming pc for maximum portability

by Rhysroo14 January 18, 2021

Sound as a pound in a mound that’s round

Similar to "Sound as a pound". If something is as sound as a pound, it is very good or reliable.

Boss: This project schedule sound as a pound in a mound that’s round.
Me:

by APieceOfMonkey July 08, 2021

Fist pound 2 snail

When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.

Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!

Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!

Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.

by Ploofy 4 December 31, 2009