Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Window Licker

In the game Eve Online there is a build for the Astero that is made to go too fast for any weapon system to hit them.

I caught a Stratios with my window licker.

by Piper Pie July 17, 2019

honky ass licker

definition:
An Alternian slur often used by goldbloods.

2orry ii hadnt pegged you a2 a honky a22 liicker but ii 2hould have known better.
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)

by geese_official December 20, 2019

Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

doe licker

A name for a person who is slightly dumb and smells like cheese

Bro my friend is a total doe licker

by The real thing baby July 18, 2023

Poop Licker

Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..

I think that fag is a poop licker.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023