Texas swamp ass

An unpleasant sweaty experience that happens in the chode/anus region after sitting for too long, or perhaps walking around Six Flags Over Texas. Basically uncontrollable sweating of the ass. Typically referred to as "Swamp Ass" however when in the state of Texas everything is bigger, and this is no exception; Swamp ass is far worse in Texas.

Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
P-Tricky: Hey homeboy, let's walk over to the Texas Giant yo.

C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.

also

C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.

P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
by PacoCarnez April 12, 2011
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swamp ass handshake

Wiping your sweaty swamp ass and shaking the unknowing person 's hand.
I don't like that person, I just gave them a "swamp ass handshake." Look they can't figure out what that smell is on their hand.
by Boushea (BB) March 13, 2020
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Louisiana Swamp Ass

The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.
After unloading that truck in this heat, I got a wicked case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.
by Mutchler January 21, 2006
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Caribbean Swamp Goggles

When someone sits on one's face in the nude and lets a wet one rip with one's nose halfway up their ass crack. Most commonly used as a method of revenge and most successfully practiced on those who are asleep.
That joke he made about my mom's orifices collectively seeing more traffic than the 401 was his biggest mistake. Tonight he's gonna wake up wearing a pair of Caribbean Swamp Goggles.
by Jackington the Third November 29, 2009
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Salisbury Swamp Sock

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.
Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock
by Angry Pirate Man July 22, 2009
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swamp thing

An individual who rescues plus sized women from vehicles overturned in swamps. In exchange for this service sexual gratification of various and sundry sorts is expected such as the angry dragon or the hot karla.
Tammy's big ass rolled her car over in the swamp now the swamp thing is gonna angry dragon her.
by silk dog April 01, 2005
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swamp ass

while your running....your ass may seem happy....sooo happy that it starts "dripping" or ..."pouring" out fluids of who knows what origin...it makes people slip and slide all over........mmmmmm swamp ass
oh great.....ive got a classic case of swamp ass.....again...."oh, whatch out...dont slip in that"
by sage the allmighty May 19, 2004
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