Taking out the middle man
by TheWizardProg February 9, 2017
Get the Drain the Swampmug. The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.
by Mutchler January 20, 2006
Get the Louisiana Swamp Assmug. When someone sits on one's face in the nude and lets a wet one rip with one's nose halfway up their ass crack. Most commonly used as a method of revenge and most successfully practiced on those who are asleep.
That joke he made about my mom's orifices collectively seeing more traffic than the 401 was his biggest mistake. Tonight he's gonna wake up wearing a pair of Caribbean Swamp Goggles.
by Jackington the Third November 28, 2009
Get the Caribbean Swamp Gogglesmug. People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.
Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock
by Angry Pirate Man July 21, 2009
Get the Salisbury Swamp Sockmug. while your running....your ass may seem happy....sooo happy that it starts "dripping" or ..."pouring" out fluids of who knows what origin...it makes people slip and slide all over........mmmmmm swamp ass
by sage the allmighty May 19, 2004
Get the swamp assmug. An individual who rescues plus sized women from vehicles overturned in swamps. In exchange for this service sexual gratification of various and sundry sorts is expected such as the angry dragon or the hot karla.
by silk dog April 1, 2005
Get the swamp thingmug. Thick, pungent, lingering gas that is the result of eating blackened seasoned foods. Blackening is one of the most flavorful ways to prepare food that will leave you with spicy elemented swamp gas. The hallmarks of Cajun Swamp Gas are its spice filled after notes and their power to linger in the air for extended periods. Makes for the best, but the worst, dutch ovens.
Carl couldn't resist eating a giant blackened shrimp po' boy for dinner. The blackened seasoning fired up Carl's bowels and he was dropping Cajun Swamp Gas all night. It was so ripe that he gave his girlfriend a dutch oven to share the rancid stench.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015
Get the Cajun Swamp Gasmug.