I don't like that person, I just gave them a "swamp ass handshake." Look they can't figure out what that smell is on their hand.
by Boushea (BB) March 13, 2020
by TheWizardProg February 10, 2017
The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.
by Mutchler January 21, 2006
When someone sits on one's face in the nude and lets a wet one rip with one's nose halfway up their ass crack. Most commonly used as a method of revenge and most successfully practiced on those who are asleep.
That joke he made about my mom's orifices collectively seeing more traffic than the 401 was his biggest mistake. Tonight he's gonna wake up wearing a pair of Caribbean Swamp Goggles.
by Jackington the Third November 29, 2009
People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.
Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock
by Angry Pirate Man July 22, 2009
An individual who rescues plus sized women from vehicles overturned in swamps. In exchange for this service sexual gratification of various and sundry sorts is expected such as the angry dragon or the hot karla.
by silk dog April 01, 2005
while your running....your ass may seem happy....sooo happy that it starts "dripping" or ..."pouring" out fluids of who knows what origin...it makes people slip and slide all over........mmmmmm swamp ass
by sage the allmighty May 19, 2004