Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.

Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2025

The Underwater Splits

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown

I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.

by Lorraine Haul May 21, 2024

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

Dragon Splitting

A slur made up by western imperialists made to supress Asians in Hypixel Skyblock.

I fucking hate Dragon Splitting because I am Asian and Hypixel with bad server will always lag me back.

by TheA0o4o2 March 20, 2024

split screen lurker

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.

: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.

by Keith02k March 20, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024