Cousin Tax

Cousin tax is money owed to your favorite cousin when doing well in life
Bradley gave me cousin tax cause i’m his favorite
by unlined treasure June 09, 2024
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Fisher Tax

"Fisher Tax" comes from the popular twitch streamer and content creator "FishenFish", who is a council member of various food chains such as; Hungry Jacks, McDonalds and KFC. The phrase refers to the way that Fisher would "tax" other people of their resources and foods, devouring all in sight. The phrase is popular with GenZ and partially with Gen Alpha.
"HOLY MOLY, HE JUST GOT FISHER TAXED!!"
by Jroadn December 19, 2023
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Maddie tax

When a wasteman travels the other side of the city to see his girl and stops seeing his boys and spends all his money on her just for her to leave him
Archie got Maddie taxed by his girl he spent £500 to see her for the weekend
by Ted’s left nut May 12, 2025
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Grimace Tax

a version of fanum taxxing where the person destroys the other persons food
I bought food and he fucking just grimace taxed it!!
by Zakarya9797 February 28, 2024
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Yankee Tax

A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.
Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)
by The Confederate Wordsmith October 07, 2019
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Mother tax

The option to eat any unattended food left by family.

A portion of food that must be given to the mother on request.
I’ll have some of that please - Mother tax.
by Motherperson September 27, 2023
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gojo tax

when someone breaks your kitkat or breaks the food you're eating to into a half so they can eat it...kinda like fanum tax but with gojo.
I paid the gojo tax when I let my friend break my kitkat
by iluvvash January 29, 2025
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