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Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch
Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died
by Densest August 4, 2017
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Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".
Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction
by Butch1975. March 17, 2025
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The Lebron James of soccer

Whoa did you see the Lebron James of soccer score that goal it was amazing!!!!
by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 30, 2022
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Razorback Soccer

Currently in the Elite 8. Has won three-straight SEC titles. Scores a lot of goals. Plays at Razorback Field in front of the best fans in the NCAA. Coached by Colby Hale.
Razorback Soccer is still dancing and plays in the Elite 8 on Friday.
by NoNameSoccerFan November 23, 2021
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soccer wee

Soccer Wee (noun): A discreet technique employed by some soccer players, the 'soccer wee' involves taking a knee, adjusting shorts, and subtly directing urine through the gap between the bottom of the shorts and the leg opening, all done inconspicuously during gameplay. This skill demonstrates resourcefulness, allowing players to attend to their needs without disrupting the match's flow."
During the intense match, Alex adeptly pulled off a soccer wee, ensuring he could relieve himself without missing a moment of the game."
by LemiWinkz October 7, 2023
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Soccer

The American scam of football for dickheads
You watch that soccer match?
No that’s for cunts
by NoncyTaco March 16, 2022
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Soccer

Means football but how idiots call it
I love soccer
and someone will reply you dumb sh- its called football
by actually no name June 17, 2021
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