bad at soccer

Gets an obserd amount of females daily

Ik ur bad at soccer

by Balls225 April 27, 2022

soccering

the action of playing soccer

yea, they were soccering the ball

by thatsagreeeeatword June 15, 2022

The Lebron James of soccer

Christian Pulisic is the Lebron James of soccer

Whoa did you see the Lebron James of soccer score that goal it was amazing!!!!

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 30, 2022

Razorback Soccer

Currently in the Elite 8. Has won three-straight SEC titles. Scores a lot of goals. Plays at Razorback Field in front of the best fans in the NCAA. Coached by Colby Hale.

Razorback Soccer is still dancing and plays in the Elite 8 on Friday.

by NoNameSoccerFan November 23, 2021

Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".

Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction

by Butch1975. March 17, 2025

Soccer

Means football but how idiots call it

I love soccer
and someone will reply you dumb sh- its called football

by actually no name June 17, 2021

Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.

“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”

by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021