sharking

Surprise!!, it has nothing to do with guys stalking and/or doing sexually deviate things to women/girls.

the act your dog performs when he/she pokes you with their snout (usually under your arm) when they want your attention

Damian: Dude, what's your dog doing with his nose, I'm trying to watch the game..??
Chucky: He's sharking you. He wants you to throw his toy for him.
Damian: Yeah, well, if he does it again, I'm gonna throw a harpoon at his sharky Amityville ass.....

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010

Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.

Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation

by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009

cat-shaming

Posting a photo of your fat cat on a social media forum to shame it into eating less crunchies.

After cat-shaming Mittens on Facebook, our monthly bill for cat food has dropped 40%.

by catmanpu January 3, 2014

country shaming

Where parents and friends who like real rock and roll have kids or friends who enjoy country music. We need to shame them into stopping the listening of country music. Why do they do it? WTF? Something happened to them at birth? Maybe their mom consumed Jack Daniels while pregnant? Not sure if it's nature or nurture?? but I think we should fund some research groups into how to stop this epidemic.

I stated country shaming my son once I got into the car and it was tuned to a country music station

by ransems August 12, 2016

Scary Kids Scaring Kids

Typical douche-bags from Arizona who didn't write much of their own music and are full of themselves. They frequently wear underwear around and have ho-bag girlfriends. They broke up, thank God.

They are not scary. They are pussy faggots.
Their music sounds like every other band in Alternative Press, but they THINK they are better.

They won an award from PETA, the biggest hypocrite industry there is (and they DO eat meat). WHAT?
Rest in Peace, scags.

Scary Kids Scaring Kids emo post-hardcore douchebags SKSK scary kids

by ChewbaccasBitch January 4, 2010

sHAKING THE dOPE oUT

heroin Chicks with Heroin Dicks

I shook the dope out of that bitch.

by Roger Turnstile November 6, 2003

Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009