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Pastel Pussy

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.
"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"
by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019
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pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.
"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"
by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012
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Pussy Peewee

Pussy Peewee is a person who is homosexual, very small body/penis, and very afraid of most daily actions such as getting money or bitches.
Wow Tay have you seen how big of a Pussy Peewee Drew has been the past year since he got with horsegirl!
by Entensuhty November 24, 2020
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Diamond Pussy

A theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man's most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle vagina.

Claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond pussy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.

This had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of space-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.
"Despite his aversion to marriage Daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on Jaqueline's diamond pussy."
by Stratospheric January 5, 2017
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Penny Pussy

When a guy eats out a girl on her period. The blood making it taste like pennies.
1: Broooo, I ate out this girl today and her shit was bleeding but the only thing a period stops is a sentence.
2: Dude, she has penny pussy.
by Prince de Clout June 5, 2018
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pussy straight

the opposite of dicking around, being extremely productive, using your time wisely, stubborn
"Bro, quit being so pussy straight and just chill."
"Damn that nigga so pussy straight, he did all his homework two nights before."
"Michael's to pussy straight for his own good."
by pussy straight February 22, 2015
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Pussy Palooza

When somebody smashes a large amout of pussy for a long period of time.
Dude this summer, we are going to have a all out pussy palooza.
by Carmeon Coleman June 14, 2010
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