Patrick-ified

To intentionally dumb-down or simplify a sentence, experience or quote to a point where even a 5 year old sonic fan named Patrick could understand.

"I originally said "just have fun" in a battlefield discord server but since you dont play battlefield i replace "battlefield" with "apex legends" to make it relatable to you, in other words I Patrick-ified it"

by GodGaveYouHands September 5, 2021

Patrick

Sexy Fucking fat bitch

Omg is that really Patrick
No way it is fuck where’s my cock

by Patrick dolphin December 19, 2019

PXL - Patrick

the biggest KB SIMP of all

Did you hear that PXL - Patrick got over 1k plays on HGA in 4 days?

by not-unbarred September 29, 2020

Patrick Hugh Thiele

Sex driven rapist, often indulges in bestiality

wow its a Patrick Hugh Thiele

by Andrew Thiele July 31, 2024

Patrick

Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation

Fuck i luv Patrick

by ghddfg October 25, 2022

Patrick

friend of spongebob

Patrick the star

by anonymous September 14, 2024

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

YOOO let’s all get patrick shwavyd! it’s lit.

by mr. poopybutthole December 16, 2019