Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025

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Floor Gizzards

A box of buffalo-sauce slathered fried chicken gizzards, set on the floor of an auto body repair shop, and shared by the bros hangin' out, drinking beer, at the end of the day.

"Hey bro, help yourself to the fresh floor gizzards over by that bumper. Get me a beer too, will you?"

by Earl! February 12, 2021

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killing floor

There's 3 definitions of a killing floor :

1) When you stab the floor or shoot it with a gun, you're killing it, hence the "Killing Floor"
2) You're walking, you're happy and all, then the floor kills you, maybe because of some traps hidden in the floor, hance the "Killing Floor"
3) A video game about zombies, there's a lot of blood on the floor and slaughtering corpses, so it's a "killing floor".

Now you know.

1)I was walking like every day and I tripped, so I made a killing floor.
2)Jigsaw wants to play with me, ha made a killing floor.
3)Rick Grimes is slaughtering a hundred of zombies, that's a real killing floor.

by JackThough February 25, 2017

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Partying on the third floor

Partying on the third floor is a reference to what happens at a party given by P diddy when he takes you up to the third floor. The third floor is where men are having sex with men

If you think a man is gay, "He's partying on the third floor"

by justinjustout April 29, 2024

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