Jade

a terrible person who lives in Illinois. yeah you know who i'm talking about. dont trust her. she wont let you take breaks from her for school and makes your life a living hell. wants to get laid but never will.

1: Jade broke up with me
2: to be expected, she was an ass hole to begin with, you need someone better!

by Cameron Chambers April 13, 2020

Jade

jade is just a girl trying to live her life, don’t hate on her she didn’t do nun 2 u

“i hate you jade”
jade: “stfu i literally don’t care”

by urbandickzzz March 10, 2024

Jade

A ran through desperate cry baby

"Hey did you hear what jade did, she cheated on her boyfriend with five guys"

by Citynights June 21, 2024

Jade

Sexy, that’s all.

Jade is sexy. No one else

by Byjason November 23, 2021

Elle Jade

This little lady is a proper one she is. She loves life and enjoys past, present and future. She is a sex goddess and enjoys getting bedded on many an occasion but always nice never naughty. She has fear of personal detail and card machine as well as be charged. She have sheself one too many a gin on the Boxing Day.

Above all she be a pious lass and never miss sheself a confession at Sunday mass.

God knows she be the queen of twerk.

“Have yeh seen that Elle Jade? She be sooooo nice!”

by Sirhenryviii November 23, 2021

jade stone

To describe something or someone offensively.
Looks similar to a raccoon.

Ex. Ew, that girl is Jade Stone.

by Panduhhh May 8, 2008

Jade

Jade is a really bummy person. Despite having a really luxurious name, their character does not match their name as they really suck as a human being.

“Why are you acting like Jade right now?”

by Chronic_illness1 March 23, 2025