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michael bay

Definition:

1. A gigantic piece of excrement weighing in at over 200 million Courics in accordance to his last movie's highly inflated effects budget (1x Katie Couric is about 2.5 lbs of fecal matter)

2. A director who provides proof that there is no god

3. A talentless hack who completely misses the point

4. A director who lacks any substance what-so-ever

Example quotes to help you see the light:
1) Michael Bay: An 18 wheeler spins out of control and its all like BRAAAAGHHH and this huge tanker full of diamonds goes BLAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!

General: Those aren't ideas those are special effects...

Michael Bay: I don't understand the difference...

General: I know you don't

2) Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God

3) I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point. And that's an awful lot, girl.

4) That movie was so bad that it actually made me enjoy watching Soul Plane
by FYM-ASMD July 22, 2009
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michael madsen

A very talented actor. Is often in Quentin Tarantino's movies. Most memorable role was Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs, where he tortured a cop.
Michael Madsen is a very gifted actor and is very attractive.
by WeezerFan February 5, 2006
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Michael Crook

A "blogger" residing in Mays Landing, NJ, who spends his time hiding behind a computer screen judging innocent people. Most of the victims of his slander are deceased people, dead from accidents.
He sits in his little cove of shame with his cats, obviously never stepping into sunlight. (The proof is on the guy's face.)
He also owns a website that is against Military. He says people in the army are stupid to put their lives on the line for their country. He says,

"I prefer to leave the “dying for the country” to suckers who obviously have no other job skills than to die for a country. I don’t see how fighting in Iraq is defending our freedoms; we’d still have our rights with or without these moronic troops. Dying for one’s country is a stupid act. Thus, I prefer to let the stupid people do the dying while I sit high and dry!"

The guy is clearly a moron. Anyone who reads his bullshit can see it. 'Nuff said.
"How can I even begin to describe how much I want Michael Crook dead?"
or
"Michael Crook is such a stupid dick."
by Ladedaaa24 June 29, 2009
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jillian michaels

the trainer from the biggest loser and one of the toughest scariest people in the known universe.....
contestant : I WANNA QUIT!!!
Jillian michaels: NEVER!!!!!! (turns into the hulk)
by whatever 45 March 26, 2010
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Michael Afton

Fnaf guy you play as in most games. He is tall and skinny, but not too skinny, more fit actually. His dad is a messed up pee paw Willy. And he killed his brother in 1983. But, he’s actually hot.
Person 1: OMG MICHAEL AFTON IS HOT
Person 2: I know right?!? He became a rotting corpse but who cares?!?!?
by anonymous February 26, 2022
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St. Michael

St. Michael is one of the principal angels; his name was the war-cry of the good angels in the battle fought in Heaven against Satan and his followers.
In Hebrew his name means: "Who Is Like God"
by Erick August 27, 2005
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Jillian Michaels

jillian michaels came to fame as america's toughest trainer on the hugely popular weight loss show, the biggest loser. she rose up from her humble beginning as an unhealthy kid.

she has now launched best selling books (such as mastering your metabolism), iphone apps, podcasts (from her radio show) and a new tv show, losing it with jillian.

she's 5'2".
jillian michaels has inspired me to get off the ranch dressing, and onto the treadmill.
by procrastination! June 14, 2010
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