New Orleans penitentiary term originally pronounced dose, as in someone's dosing you(putting money on your books)like a dose of medicine to keep you content while passing time, but illiterates started mispronouncing it.
Shawanda: who's gonna jose you? Cuz you owe me 2 noodles bitch!
Keisha: my mans foda be! Ima get em to ya!
Keisha: my mans foda be! Ima get em to ya!
by poppyqueen May 24, 2023
Get the Jose mug.Jose is a guy who loves to get around. His favorite hobby is messing with every girl's feelings and saying the most foul shit. He has a huge ego and never admits he is wrong. He also has a very large hatred for over-sized women. If you ever come across a Jose, steer clear and mind your business. His ego is the size of the universe but gets very butthurt when the girls he played talks to another boy. Jose is also very athletic, he loves to lift weights and think he is the strongest man in the world. He also does cheer and likes to criticize other athletes that are better than him. But in the end Jose is a very hard worker and will push you harder than anyone. Also never joke around with him because he will say the most hurtful shit even though you were joking.
"Im the most humble person in this room"-Jose
*5 seconds later*
"I am literally so much better than him at stunting"-Also Jose
*5 seconds later*
"I am literally so much better than him at stunting"-Also Jose
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The greatest Featherweight mma fighter of all time undefeated for 10 years in the WEC and the UFC. Is also know as the King of Rio
I love Jose Aldo he’s such a great fighter
He got ko’d in 13 seconds by Conor McGregor
He was literally undefeated for 10 years and is the best featherweight ever wtf? He also has defended the title unlike your chicken who beat him and ran away.
He got ko’d in 13 seconds by Conor McGregor
He was literally undefeated for 10 years and is the best featherweight ever wtf? He also has defended the title unlike your chicken who beat him and ran away.
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