Airplane joke

A joke that goes over someone's head.

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana??"
"... I don't get it."
"Ah well, must be an airplane joke."

by J Diodati December 29, 2017

Joke Server

A complex, dedicated computed server designed to use parallel processing to handle large volumes of information related to jokes. Joke analysts can then consolidate raw data from the server to formulate jokes and pranks.

Kyle heard that the joke server had crashed, but wasn't worried because Robert assured him that the backup system would handle the extra capacity until the problem could be solved by the IBM engineers.

by Joke Lord December 24, 2010

Dad Joke

The BEST kind of joke ever in existence

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW

by SMILE4EVR December 15, 2020

Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018

Alan joke

A joke that a large audience would find hilarious.

I just thought of a really awesome Alan Joke!

Cholera? Call her a what?

by Alanjam November 11, 2022

god joke

Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.

Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)

Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P

So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"

by mufasas1lion January 31, 2017

proper joke

a joke that isn't rude, obscene, vulgar, or derogatory, but is still a joke because it is funny and makes you laugh

She knew how to tell a proper joke, and everyone laughed in the auditorium.

by Susie creamcheese January 30, 2018