Joe Tessitore is a college football announcer for ESPN. Any games that he announces is pretty much guaranteed to go down to the wire likely with a wild finish.
The Tessitore Effect was in full force last night when Joe Tessitore announced the South Carolina-Missouri game last night and there was a big comeback that sent the game into overtime.
by COSDawg1985 October 27, 2013
Get the Tessitore Effectmug. (noun) A well-documented but unexplained phenomena occurring in the american state of Utah, whereby the majority of women possess great bodies but are lacking in the face department. Seen often on campuses and in daily life.
Johnny admired the ass in front of him, thinking of all the things he would do to it.
Johnny: “Hey girl, can I get yo number?”
*Girl turns around*
Johnny: “Fuckin’ Utah Effect.”
*Johnny flees*
Johnny: “Hey girl, can I get yo number?”
*Girl turns around*
Johnny: “Fuckin’ Utah Effect.”
*Johnny flees*
by JesusNFriends432 July 20, 2018
Get the utah effectmug. When a word becomes too overused as a joke, and it seemingly begins to grow unfunny to the point where ironically, it's funny; specifically overused in the game Quiplash.
by xaM37 January 4, 2021
Get the The Quiplash Effectmug. When person(s) begin working in a neighborhood or populated area, the surrounding residents will come outside, and begin to look busy, such as mowing the lawn, or fixing the door frame that your wife has complained about for months now.
This typically occurs in persons past the age of 40.
This typically occurs in persons past the age of 40.
by User76239 October 20, 2021
Get the The Hawes Effectmug. The effect of a extremely smart, handsome and enthusiastic individual that's a lion attacking his prey into submission and obedience.
by Thedingleson July 3, 2023
Get the The GTJ effectmug. A horror movie effect wherein something is intended to scare the audience by popping up unexpectedly, catching them unaware, similar to toast popping out of a toaster.
by Megamean09 October 6, 2012
Get the Toaster Effectmug. The phenomena where images of a penis in a television show or movie cause mental anguish to a viewer.
The golden dong scene in episode 9 of "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" caused James to seek aggressive psycho-therapy. This is the dong effect.
The showing of Dr. Manhattan's blue dong in The Watchmen movie resulted in manic-depression in many viewers. This is the dong effect.
The showing of Dr. Manhattan's blue dong in The Watchmen movie resulted in manic-depression in many viewers. This is the dong effect.
by Eunice LegalIssuesClass December 4, 2010
Get the Dong Effectmug.