Awkward Monkey Fist

When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"

So I was hanging out the other day, and my best friend awkward monkey fisted me. . .

by westsidemonkeyfist July 7, 2009

Fist slapping the eagle

This happens when a man whips out his cock and slaps another person in the face with it while jumping through the air.

Jacob wnet out and started fist slapping the eagle because he knew a few people who had angered him that day.

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Fist of an angry god

What I was gonna pound her like.

"Oh man, her ass was so fine in those jeans. I was gonna pound her like the fist of an angry god!"

"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."

by 3EpicLevelsinSexGod July 10, 2009

Fist pumped the wolf

The moment in a movie or t.v. show when something amazing or bizarre happens that boosts your level of moderately enjoying the film to loving it. The name comes from the scene in Fantastic Mr. Fox where George Clooney's character out of nowhere throws a fist pump in the air to a wolf and the gesture is reciprocated. The opposite of nuked the fridge or jumped the shark

Bad Lieutenant really fist pumped the wolf when Nic Cage started yelling at the imaginary iguanas.

by kodes55 January 2, 2010

Velvet Monkey Fist

When a guy is butt fucking his girl while she is laying on her back. At this time he inserts his hand into the woman's vagina and wraps the thin membrane between the anal and vaginal canals around his cock. This enables him to jack himself off while fisting his mate at the same time.

Oscar loves giving Christina the Velvet Monkey Fist since he loves anal and she loves fisting.

by Dadda February 14, 2008

36 crazy fists

the only thing that is good that came out of alaska, well salmons too

a good metalcore band from roadrunner records who got thier name from an old jackie chan kung fu movie

nothing sounds like 36 crazy fists

by wizdumb_kid December 25, 2003

God Fist

God's extreme disapproval of your actions, or if you happen to be a loli, you're bending over.

I love you *god fist* But I do! *bigger god fist*

Onee-chan? *god fist* OH!!!!! IT HURTS SO GOOD!!!!

by GOD FIST!!!! January 8, 2010