scud duck

the scummiest female you can possibly imagine. The foulest creature known to mankind. A cross between a swampdonkey and a prostitute. Known for possibly having STD's and infamous for a leaky butthole and stank vaginas.

Oh my god, look at that. That guy is talking to that scud duck over there! Fuckin hurt man!

by google me bitch May 24, 2008

Duck Chin

A hard, muscular vagina.

That girl is smuggling a duck chin in her pants.

by hughes21 October 01, 2009

duck whore

The people who kill all the ducks when you go hunting so that there is none left for anyone else

"I went hunting the other day but I didnt get anything because of the stupid duck whores"

by alexdoesn'tunderstandjulie'sfrench March 21, 2008

feed the ducks

Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.

"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."

by Jenlia Franceroyalty September 04, 2006

Duck and Tuck

when a man tucks his piece (penis) between his legs for the sole purpose of looking like a woman.

The Silence of the Lambs scene when the killer does the duck and tuck in front of the mirror."it puts the lotion in the basket!"

by Memphis November 16, 2004

The Darkwing Duck

The sexual act of stretching one's ballbag over your eyes while yelling "Let's get dangerous!".

"Bro, this girl was playing with my balls...next thing I know she gave me the Darkwing Duck"

by ....wait, what? December 20, 2014

duck loafing

A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.

Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.

by Giblets. July 23, 2018