discord

a place where 40 year old pedophiles lurk in the admin voicechat, waiting to prey on 14 year old e-girls who are looking for attention.

person 1: hi, what social media apps you use?
person 2: I use discord, I am an admin in a server.
person 1:*calls the cops*

by sharon georgie January 29, 2022

discord ban day

on this day (February 17th) discord users can be banned with no reason, so long as the ban reason is "its discord ban day". any attempts at resistance are futile, its ban or be banned.

me on february 16th: FUCK TOMORROW IS DISCORD BAN DAY

everyone: FUCK

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

lil tim from discord

this nigga lil tim is a opp, this nigga is a bum, he walk in smellin like corn flakes and golden flakes potato chips, this nigga took his grandma in a wig to his 8th grade graduation, he gets no bitches and he posts corny shit on snap chat like "bitche aint shit" but he dont even get any to even talk abt them.

"lil tim from discord is a bum"

by b4bi April 6, 2022

Discord

Discord, also known as Pedo-ville is a social media platform that is absolute heaven for 58-year-old neckbeards named Theodore who never touch grass and are addicted to League of Legends.

*Discord dms*
Theodore: hey there, M58 wbu?
random kid: F16, sorry
Theodore: EVEN BETTER!!!
random kid: (kinda scared)
Theodore: Send me your address
random kid: uhh ok CENSORED

Theodore: (I am 100 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly)

by goofy ahh skibidi ohio rizz October 30, 2023

Zachary Discord

Cool guy who is 6'3 and is buff

Raman: Woah that guy is buff|
Shaft: Must be a Zachary Discord

by SpongeShaft October 17, 2020

Dragons discord server

A place full of gamenight campers inactive verifieds people who talk about phantom forces and ugly ass anime and war thunder.

P1: hey man come join dragons discord server it's fun but it's even more fun if we camp out gamenight

P2: this server sounds fun let's both camp it and get featured on a video

by Fouldedtea September 2, 2021

Sniper from Discord

is a Dude from discord who is closeted gay and is gay and simp for Noah and Defender

hey, do you know sniper from discord?
yeah, he is a closeted gay.

by DefenderXXX May 15, 2021