Carl Sagan

Sexiest man to walk the earth.

Carl Sagan gets my dick rock hard

by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022

Carl

Like its counterpart, Carl is meant to represent the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white men.

Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.

by Dnttrdonme June 28, 2020

Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it

I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl

by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025

Carl

Some kid, who doesn’t shower every hour, he doesn’t wear boxers, and you can smell a horrible stench from a mile away.

John: The fuck is that smell?
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.

by Aka.sideways94 November 22, 2021

Carl

A guy named Carl by his parents

"hi my name is Carl"

by Yocarl November 23, 2021

hot carl

Simply a man named Carl who happens to be hot.

Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.

by jm2022 June 22, 2022

Carl Chammas

A kid who always loves to shout profanity such as nigger pussy ass jew. However is very fun to be around.

Hey did you see Carl Chammas?
Yeah. He's busy calling Sean a Nigga

by GetTomBradyCock December 10, 2019