Baby neck

The condition associated with the inability to hold your head up during an extreme level of highness. Leaning back on a couch typically resolves the problem.

Me: That couch looks hella comfy dude.
Graham: For sure dude, I got the worst baby neck right now.

by MarkyMarkWahlberg January 30, 2010

baby door

slang for vagina.

"he totes slammed my baby door!"

"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"

by gurlilla December 31, 2013

baby belly

A not so euphemistic name for the baby bump. I saw one lady with her belly sticking out like a bar fly. That was my inspiration,

Look at her baby belly! She must be expecting a litter.

by The Fly On The Wall April 28, 2013

mind baby

When and individual experiences a true epiphany, if you concentrate really hard, you're third eye might open and leak out.

Person 1:HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A MIND BABY!

Person 2 involved in conversation: Uhh....

Person 1: An epiphany... sorry... now, about the that...

Person 2: Dude, you really need to stop believing in you're old conspiracies.

by Rambling00000Rose October 18, 2009

crow babies

Children who, inspired by The Crow, dress up in bad gothic costumes.
These kids are known for pancake white makeup, and a propensity for writing bad poetry.

I like this coffeeshop, the crowbabies have not found it yet.

by nulloutput August 19, 2004

Chicken Baby

A new type of creature created using science when a chicken egg is about to hatch pouring a mixture of liquid with a human's DNA creates something beautiful. with the head of a kid and the body of a chick the longer you look at it the more natural it looks.

Oh my goodness Chicken Baby is adorable !!

by ChickenBabyYT October 22, 2017

Cement Baby

A term used to describe the first born child of a divorced man and/or woman who remarries. Typically when the new couple comes together they already have children from a previous relationship. Together the new couple will have at least one biological child of their own in order to "cement" the relationship together in an attempt to make them feel more like a legitimate family.

"Great... Mom just married some old guy who already has 5 kids of his own. Well any attention that should have been paid to us kids is now going to go to their cement baby instead. Back burner and emotional scaring... here we come."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009