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Bullshit

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise. They're both weak in opposite ways. It's a lot like choosing between a junkie and a drug dealer, neither candidate is better or worse, they're both as much part of the problem as everybody else.
The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
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Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
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spewing bullshit

man, my college professor wont stop spewing bullshit. this class so useless
Man I'm so bored in this spewing bullshit class; I'm on urban dictionary.
by wowbrothatscrazy February 10, 2025
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Frivolous Bullshit

cool, but dumb shit that don't make sense
Frivolous Bullshit --- are you a dopehead? nah. im just Frivolous Bulshittin
by Lane Pussy May 4, 2023
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Bullshit Class

When you need an easy fuck off class to fill your schedule and it doesn't matter if you fail because you don't need the credits.
I needed to fill my schedule, so I took Social Justice. Its such a bullshit class.
by bsullivann March 5, 2024
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Lesbo bullshit

Lesbian miscommunication and misunderstandings due to avoidance and confusion and vice versa
Friend 1: *nonverbal*
Friend 2: *nonverbal*
Both: oh no why are there so many unanswered questions?? What is this lesbo bullshit??&?&?&?&?&?
by f4iryg0ds March 18, 2025
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bullshit

(philosophical definition) -

A statement made that is unconcerned with the truth or falsity of a situation.
"This is the best car you'll get ever! "
"That's bullshit."
by jovyne October 2, 2018
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