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Austin

Bro: Yo, did you see that Austin posted another shirtless pic on Instagram?

Other bro: yeah, dudes a fuckboy
by MikeHawk42069 December 12, 2018
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Austin

is the epitome of ugly fly.
Damn, Austin sure is ugly but he fly as hell.
by thatscraaaaazy123 November 22, 2021
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Austin

Has hoes

Like a lot

Is friends with Colton

Will never find this
Austin: I don’t have hoes

Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, girl 3, rylee
by Lilly doesn’t like you December 10, 2020
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austin has sideburns

by MLGT April 4, 2022
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Austin, TX

A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024
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austin

austin is trins favorite person :)
by trinlol October 19, 2021
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Austin

Really cool and owns several pirate hats
thats austin, He owns pirate hats
by CLiQChaos July 23, 2021
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