carl.

carl.

carl.

by the random. January 22, 2022

carl porkins

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.

"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"

by Carl Porkins June 24, 2016

carl

Usually has a huge weiner and loves ebony porn. Carl is one of the boys and wi;l never leave. He is a toxic retard who doesnt know were the line is on some of his jokes

carls weiner

by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021

Carl

A "Carl" is very nice, well spoken, extremely intelligent person with lots of manners. They tend to have the up most respect towards everyone and always puts others before them in all situations.

What's good Carl

by JimBorisLovesVist May 3, 2022

Carl

A snowman that's really hot that is NOT DEAD just decapitated, and it's NOT blood it's ketchup. :)

person #1: Hey what's up how are you feeling today?

Person #2: Not that great man, I'm feeling pretty Carl.

Person #1: Oh that sucks man.

Example B:

CARL I LOVE YOU SO, YOU ARE MY DEAREST DEAR, WOULD YOU TAKE MY HAND (NOT FIGURATIVELY) IN MARRIAGE?

by #creamy #moist #buttery December 19, 2021

carl hadgraft

Carls the type of guy to smell a pie and float towards it

Person 1:Hey how’s that carl guy?
Person 2: I don’t really know he just wants his wood holding that carl Hadgraft guy

by Large hairy November 7, 2021

Carl

Carl is the most sweet kind guy from Lebanon that I know ,he’s so loving and cute irl but….when he’s mad it’s like there is no tmr also he’s a big ninjago fan I mean it’s good show I guess I mean one person who doesn’t like MR.Carl is the fat f*ck in our class but anyway that’s all ! BUY THE P1 AND GIVE IT TO ME AND CARL PLZ

Carl is your average car guy his dream Car is McLaren p1 I agree best car ever made

by anonymous April 4, 2025