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Breaking Us In Two

Don't you feel like trying something new
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two
by Death Menace July 11, 2023
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UsInG wEiRd CaPiTaLiZaTiOn

UsEd WhEn SoMeOnE iS eXtReMeLy BoReD , eXcItEd, Or JuSt WaNtS tO bE aN aNnOyAnCe To AlL lIvInG hUmAnS.

like me.
using weird capitalization ExAmPleS

VSCO #1: omagawsh did you hear about the new HyDrOfLaSkS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?
Random normal kid: What? What is a HyDrOfLaSk it sounds super DuMb.
VSCO #2: Dude, you're UgLy
Random normal kids: OoOoOf that HuRt
by Silent_butt_deadly October 16, 2019
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Use the roman stew

To reuse an an already existing design
We could build a new system for scheduling shifts, or we could just use the roman stew
by jamarama December 17, 2020
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Among us Phobia

When you can only see among us characters in objects. (seeing any geometrical pattern of a small oval inside another oval or cylindrical shape.)
Jerma: Yo look at that trash can bro.

Sus man: OMG I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! MY AMONG US PHOBIA IS ACTING UP!
by Amoogus February 20, 2021
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Among Us Theory

The game Among Us made in 2018 is a curse from god to deteriorate the human brain in response to the evil of man. The mental illness known as "amogus lol" comes in 4 stages getting worse as it goes.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.

Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
by FunnyNotRacist March 15, 2021
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Memes R Us

comedy itself
Did you see that Memes R Us over there
by Memes Я Us March 18, 2021
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US Botanic Gardens

Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.

Love you Brendan
For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.
by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022
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