A hallucination or crazy idea that someone who's generally drunk or high comes up with, then continues to believe during the hangover and usually, after they sober up.
Donny: MAN, I saw like, kids on the moon last night. They were up there, in, like, spacesuits, and I could SEE them. They must have been like giants or something!
Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
by Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl December 08, 2010
a vagina unicorn is one that neighs and has a lil horn coming out. these are only present on elizabeths and no other humans
by gangstah10101010101 March 29, 2014
guy: hey girl wanna unicorn fuck at my place?
girl: sure why not, who doesn't love unicorn fucking
guy: ok just gimme a second while i strap my dildo to my forehead
girl: sure why not, who doesn't love unicorn fucking
guy: ok just gimme a second while i strap my dildo to my forehead
by N1NJABREDMAN February 18, 2016
Do you like feeding the unicorn?
by Fukn paul March 12, 2017
Slang for having sex.
Origin: Unicorns of myth reputably could only be tamed by virgins. So, were a man or woman to kill the unicorn they would be slaying the metaphorical virginity. Used in everyday situations it is simplified to having sex.
Origin: Unicorns of myth reputably could only be tamed by virgins. So, were a man or woman to kill the unicorn they would be slaying the metaphorical virginity. Used in everyday situations it is simplified to having sex.
Guy 1: Dude? What are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, going to my girlfriend's house. We're killing the unicorn.
Guy 2: Oh, you know, going to my girlfriend's house. We're killing the unicorn.
by elemenopee March 13, 2009
A pillow or squishy pad that has had a phallus (eg. dildo, vibrator, etc.) attached to it for the purpose of masturbation.
"I walked in on Besty riding her fluffy unicorn over the rainbow last night. She didn't want any help slaying the dragon."
by prettyPrincess32 June 09, 2009
A girl that likes unicorns and is obviously obsessed them she owns a unicorn bedspread and rocks a unicorn sweater 🦄
by Jasmine hart March 13, 2017