Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.
Love you Brendan
Love you Brendan
For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.
by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022
Get the US Botanic Gardensmug. Don't you feel like trying something new
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two
by Death Menace July 11, 2023
Get the Breaking Us In Twomug. OOOH! MAJESTIC
GRANT US EYES, GRANT EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDIOCRACY
GRANT US EYES, GRANT EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDIOCRACY
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES"
Bloodborne fan 1: "Have you every head of micolash, that dude is an asshole"
Bloodborne FAN 2: "GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDOCRACY"
Bloodborne fan 1: "Have you every head of micolash, that dude is an asshole"
Bloodborne FAN 2: "GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDOCRACY"
by Greirat November 3, 2023
Get the GRANT US EYESmug. The game Among Us made in 2018 is a curse from god to deteriorate the human brain in response to the evil of man. The mental illness known as "amogus lol" comes in 4 stages getting worse as it goes.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.
Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.
Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
by FunnyNotRacist March 15, 2021
Get the Among Us Theorymug. Severe and total brainrot caused by hit game "Among Us" commonly shortened to "Amogus". AUB (Among Us Brainrot) is a severe condition that can lead to insanity. There are many symptoms including (but not limited to):
Seeing among us characters in everyday objects, Commonly using the phrase "sus" (short for suspicious), bringing up Among Us for no reason, having mental break downs from Among Us and Among Us related topics (usually in the form of saying something along the lines of "get out of my head!"), having panic attacks whenever the words "imposter" "sus" "among us" or "crewmate" are brought up.
These symptoms are not usually 1-1 and in some cases symptoms will mix and match with other symptoms. AUB is a non-reproducible condition (mostly), it an adverse side affect of a dead game making reproduction of the illness mostly non-reproducible. If you or a loved one experience minor AUB it is best to keep them/yourself away from others afflicted with AUB as they(possibly you as well) will work together to collectively speed up the brain degradation. AUB as of now is a uncurable illness, however time away from Among Us and Among Us related topics seems to be a temporary cure.
Seeing among us characters in everyday objects, Commonly using the phrase "sus" (short for suspicious), bringing up Among Us for no reason, having mental break downs from Among Us and Among Us related topics (usually in the form of saying something along the lines of "get out of my head!"), having panic attacks whenever the words "imposter" "sus" "among us" or "crewmate" are brought up.
These symptoms are not usually 1-1 and in some cases symptoms will mix and match with other symptoms. AUB is a non-reproducible condition (mostly), it an adverse side affect of a dead game making reproduction of the illness mostly non-reproducible. If you or a loved one experience minor AUB it is best to keep them/yourself away from others afflicted with AUB as they(possibly you as well) will work together to collectively speed up the brain degradation. AUB as of now is a uncurable illness, however time away from Among Us and Among Us related topics seems to be a temporary cure.
Person 1: "There seems to be an imposter amongst us"
Person 2: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"
Person 1: "Wait what? What's his problem?"
Person 3:"He suffers from Among Us Brainrot (AUB)"
Person 2: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"
Person 1: "Wait what? What's his problem?"
Person 3:"He suffers from Among Us Brainrot (AUB)"
by AntiFreeze1001 May 6, 2023
Get the Among us Brainrotmug. 
A defunct brick-and-mortar toy store that opened in June 1957 in D.C. They had a million toys at Toys “Я” Us that I could play with. From bikes, to trains, to video games, it was the biggest toy store their was. Its hay day was in the 80s, when it dominated the toy industry. Toys “Я” Us started to decline in the late 90s, when online websites such as Amazon were launched and sold toys more conveniently and at a lower price. Charles Lazarus, the store’s founder, sold it to Bain Capital and Kohlberg Kravis Roberts, along with the real-estate firm Vornado Realty Trust in 2005, for $6,600,000,000. Many people mark this as Toys “Я” Us’ official beginning of the end. The purchase meant that the toy chain was now $5,000,000,000 in debt, and struggled to pay it off for the next 12 years. On September 18, 2017, Toys “Я” Us filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection, hoping to turn around the business. However, after a horrible holiday season in sales and the debt problem not improving, on March 14, 2018, Toys “Я” Us announced it would liquidate all 735 of its US stores by the end of June. Finally, on Friday, June 29, 2018, at 9:00 P.M., the last stores were locked up for good. The beloved toy chain was officially gone.
by DeSantis2024 March 23, 2022
Get the Toys “Я” Usmug.