Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting

Yo, who wants to hear my spicy blue trumpet?

by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025

Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting so hard it whistles.

Yo, wanna hear my spicy blue trumpet?

by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025

Bible Thumping Trumper

Exactly what is says. If God is okay with Trump being President than so am I.

Did you vote red?
Of course I did! I am a Bible Thumping Trumper

by AA Friend of Bill August 11, 2025

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025