south carolina tractor fuck

the girl (or guy) gets on hands and knees and spreads their cheeks, while their partner mauls a tractor straight up their ass, change the oil, then puts it in reverse and exits through the anal cavity.

yesterday i hit her with the south carolina tractor fuck and she died from a tractor being up her ass.

by englishtecher69 November 2, 2018

Call a tow truck

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."

"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

Chuck in a truck

A derogatory name given to contractors whom do less than par work. They will win you saying they'll do it for a song. Make sure you check reviews to stay ahead of the masses.

Man that chuck in a truck can do some sheet metal work. Though you can't dress up a turd and call it code. Be nice super techs.

by Txmade1987 November 10, 2020

range rover sports truck

the words range rover sports truck is from a lil yatchy song but also know as a baylen levine meme:)

jessica: do you know baylen levine?

me: range rover sports truck

by Dr.phils mustache February 11, 2021

Half a Truck

2021 Tacoma SR5 BLACK EDITION

Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"

by Nebular Asteroid May 28, 2021

A Fat Juicy Truck

A truck that can be considered fat and juicy

"I would love a fat juicy truck."

by The fat juicy lemons September 5, 2021

Catalonian Tractor Prank

Upon encountering a sleeping, or passed out individual you transport them to a field preferably covered in manure. Using a thick rope to tie their testicles to a tractor, you slowly drag them through the shit by their balls

Lafamuda Hearson: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE you stink and your balls are bleeding worse than a gang raped two year old

K-Dawg: I hear you friend, these guys pulled the old Catalonian Tractor Prank on me, now I literally Cum blood

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009