uber scat head

the ultimate human being who has shit for brains

Dion Fowler is an uber scat head

by fiozxdde99 April 12, 2012

Uber-stein

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.

“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”

by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021

Urban Uber

Any Emergency Vehicle with flashing lights and a siren (Police, Fire Engine, Ambulance, EMT, etc.)

OMG! What is going on with all of the sirens?

Dunno. Lots of Urban Ubers tonight.

by Insurrexionrules! June 9, 2021

Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022

Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

Uber you up

Picking someone up in a Uber.

I will Uber you up at 9:00.

by Flowergirl373737 June 7, 2017