table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013

table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019

table gravy

The mixture of liquid and food waste on a table, fresh or dry. When dry it is often sticky.

Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."

by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016

gonna have my tray table up

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.

"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up

by trainfan February 13, 2025

table

It is a french food that is created by mashed potatos and snails

mmm i love eating tables

by Aannoyingindividual March 17, 2022

Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor

We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.

by Jeff789852 January 28, 2010

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table)

The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!

by nikku_uwu November 14, 2019