vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.

In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.

by Forblano September 7, 2015

Vanilla cannon

When a man whips out his penis in public and sprays his sperm on random old ladies or lady

I heard he vanilla cannoned his own grandma

by Bannanamitchandzand May 24, 2016

vanilla freak

someone who claims to be freaky just because they're a top. a vanilla freak say they're down for anything but likes traditional, normal sex.

He's a such a vanilla freak, he won't even give me head.

by boy with a j name September 18, 2020

Vanilla cone

that $1 ice-cream cone you can get from McDonalds or DQ

yo man can you pick me up a vanilla cone

by gooseyp March 17, 2017

Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

A brown/dark skinned woman or man being in a relationship with a white man or woman.

Person 1: Those two, they’re like a chocolate and vanilla swirl.

Person 2: Mhm, they’re so cute together.

by Luka >0< November 9, 2024

choc-vanilla Swirl

When you diarrohea in the toilet then proceed to virgorously jerk your peen, eventually cumming onto the excreted shit. Furthermore you flush it to get a glorious semen poo mixed bowl.

"Hey, i might've 'choc-vanilla swirled' at your dads crib on the weekend"

by jamima.mailbox November 24, 2022

vanilla page

A personal Facebook page where you have close friends and family viewing your timeline status posts, Unlike group pages where you can act a goddamn fool and post pretty much what you are REALLY feeling.

Please don't post bullshit on my vanilla page, post it in the group. Hey, my church sees my vanilla page! Um, my parents are on my vanilla page. PG page

by Ike Mamazon May 30, 2016