vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.

Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert

by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024

not vanilla club

A sex toy subscription company

Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?

by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019

Vanilla Chicken

A vanilla chicken is a very boring male with no spice or any exciting qualities to his personality.

"Hey Hannah, have you been on a second date with Gary?" "Nah, he's too much of a vanilla chicken to hang with again".

by Ards9 March 22, 2022

Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 07, 2023

Vanilla fiend

Someone who habitually drinks pure vanilla extract jungle juice. They be fiending for that shit.

Dam! Jeffrey here sure is a vanilla fiend! He fiend hard for that shit!

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 19, 2023

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

by DefinitionsPlug June 12, 2024

meukow vanilla

A annoying person can never stay in his lane away in peoples relationship but can never get any bitches. They are virgins that will never get any pussy on there dick might as well cut it off and try with guys.

friend: yo I got this on girl shes so nice and fine
meukow vanilla: bro she ugly ass has no ass and looks gay
friend: we aint cool no more
me: idgaf I got her insta and ima fuck her later
friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by glizzygobbler69696969696969 April 30, 2022