Meat Missile

Aviation term for skydivers.

That plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.

by jimnms April 29, 2005

meat flaps

Same as Meat Curtains. Also known as "roast beef". When a chicks pussy lips are too long and they flap in the breeze like dumbo ears.

That bitch has some nasty meat curtains.

by spankme March 17, 2003

booty meat

possibly the stupidest way of describin a broad with a nice ass, booty was better, came from the song booty meat by soulja boy

girl shake dat booty meat
dat booty meat
dat booty meat
dat booty meat
GIRL!

by arabthug121 August 30, 2007

meat doughnut

the butthole or anal sphinctor

She stuck her finger in my Meat Doughnut and I said "Fuck you ya camel toed bitch!"

by Seth Perry July 21, 2008

Jaggal Meat

When one cums in an envelope 20-40 times then mails it to someone.

Dude who the $%#@ sent me this Jaggal Meat in the mail. That shit smells horrible!

by Miniz March 15, 2007

Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006

meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

by magrook July 28, 2006