Hawk

A fat Skid that thinks he is the shit

person 1: there is this kid called hawk that called me a bad name

person 2: oh don't worry he is harmless, he doesn't even know how to code
person 1: ok thanks lol

by cancerpatient555 July 5, 2018

Hawked Out

When you are impaired to the point that your arms are glued down, your head is part of someone elses body, and you don't have legs anymore. In honor of the great Stephen Hawkins

I surpassed the point of high and got completely hawked out

by TheByrdman August 2, 2018

Purple Hawk

A specimin of hawk thats cool becaause it has blue feathers

"oh look a purple hawk, i wish i was as cool as that pupl hawk"

by DAPSTART August 11, 2018

Stephen Hawking

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!

Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...

by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019

Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.

“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?

by An average Grian fan August 29, 2022

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.

I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.

by 817-568-8994 November 3, 2022

Nick Hawk

The type of person who jerks off in a sauna.

You see that one guy in the sauna every single day, he's definitely a Nick Hawk huh?

by BigHunchoMane September 15, 2022