I said sniff my taint, she dsaid "Sure" so I jammed a hand down my underwater and scooped up a dose of taint with my middle finger and smearted it on her upper lip. She said" That Taint Funny"!
by Mr.keith.lander May 4, 2014
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Funny: For example;
High guy: sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see anything!
Girl: oh yeah, I didn’t know that
High guy: sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see anything!
Girl: oh yeah, I didn’t know that
by Trinity harbor October 26, 2019
Get the Funny mug.When the joke is so immature and silly it causes a reaction from another individual that makes them laugh a lot.
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Get the Laugh out loud Funny mug.1.People usually use these words when they don’t know how to respond to a joke over text.
2. People who say this are practically asking to be punched in the face.
2. People who say this are practically asking to be punched in the face.
( over text )
Person 1: “ Wanna hear a joke? “
Person 2: “sure.”
Person 1: “ A man walks into a bar.. “ Ouch. “”
Person 2: “ Haha funny. “
( person 2 proceeds to smash their head into a wall out of pure awkwardness. )
Person 1: “ Wanna hear a joke? “
Person 2: “sure.”
Person 1: “ A man walks into a bar.. “ Ouch. “”
Person 2: “ Haha funny. “
( person 2 proceeds to smash their head into a wall out of pure awkwardness. )
by T3A6520 December 30, 2021
Get the Haha funny mug.1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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