pipe dream

The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.

I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.

by vectortec October 17, 2003

Living the dream

1.living the dream is a term used by many Arwing Marines sarcastically refering to how there day is going or how there life is at that point in time.

Marine 1: how are you doing?
Marine 2: im living the dream.

by Cpl Passetto October 21, 2007

Dream Catcher

A sexual act involving the male participant ejaculating upward; their partner then attempts to grab. or "catch" the semen out of mid-air.

Aaron: "Dude, I totally got with Sally the other night!"
Jake: "No way thats awesome, how did it go?"
Aaron: "It was so hot, she sucked my dick and then gave me the dream catcher!"

by Awesome The Opossum July 3, 2012

American Dream

Getting a blow job while playing video games.

Yo, I bet he can't get the American Dream tonight.

by JHbabyJH January 3, 2010

c!dream

A god, the shining light of my life. I love him so much he could just choke me and my heart would flutter!

"c!dream is a really shitty character!! Plus he-"
"No, shut. Close that mouth and never speak of my precious again."

by kayligma December 1, 2021

Dream Cream

Sperm

I awoke to a sudden influx of dream cream in my boxers.

by Lisa Chode February 4, 2010

dream seller

1. A drug dealer

2. A smooth operating male that seeks to impress females by giving them false promises, referring to the girl as 'sweetheart', 'honey' and 'babe'.

3. Brandon Novak's nickname.

1. A dream seller got arrested.

2. The dream seller picked up a cutie by saying he was going to marry her and get them a house in the mountains.

3. The Dream Seller told a funny story on radio bam last monday.

by goodfeel July 31, 2008