The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.
"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"
"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."
"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."
by BeulahBeast February 28, 2012
The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.
Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!
by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009
When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.
Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
by pprofessional nargle stunwitch August 20, 2011
when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.
by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022
The time period before the start of your shift. When you do not have enough time to do anything, but too much time to sit and do nothing. When this occurs you may "pace" around looking for something to do that takes just the right amount of time before work. Most times nothing is found to do before said work.
Tim: *pacing pacing* lets see i could organize my books. But that does not sound fun....I could watch some tv...Nothings on...
Tom: Poor Ted.. he suffers from Pre-Work-Pace
Tom: Poor Ted.. he suffers from Pre-Work-Pace
by SACNJT July 18, 2011
When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
by Covido February 04, 2022
Losing one's sex drive to someone attractive before a party in order to not do anything sexual with an unattractive person(s) at the party.
When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).
When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).
Rick: I 'eard Chantelle was going to the party at the Chalk, so I'm gunna have a pre party pinch with the babe next door before I go.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.
by Christov Jamacia October 19, 2010