Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.
Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021
Get the Derek Milesmug. Miles is someone who is not a little sheep. Miles cares very much about deforestation and this in fact is the only true thing on this whole website.
He looks like a miles
by Treehugger1985 May 2, 2021
Get the Milesmug. 
One word... Glasses. Is he a nerd? Sure, but we love him for all of his curves (although he's skinny ;)). He says he has a six-inch, but how should I know? Hes Mormon by the way.
by LittleKidLover(CJ)123 February 2, 2022
Get the Milesmug. by Rpeng5 June 25, 2024
Get the Eight Mile Plainsmug. Sexiest person alive . Awesome kisser and always there for you . He his smart and put other people before himself.He is the best boyfriend in the entire world . And great in the bed
by Puppylover434 November 29, 2019
Get the Milesmug. Miles is walking down the hallway
logan says whats miles like
dom says he is a bitch that everyone hates and has an imaginary penis.
logan says whats miles like
dom says he is a bitch that everyone hates and has an imaginary penis.
by not -Finn April 12, 2022
Get the milesmug.