March 30th

Everyone gets to grab each other's balls, asses, penises, boobs and vaginas. Take a dip :)

Gabriel: Hey Alec, It's March 30th.
Alec: hey, ok cool don't rly care.
Gabriel: CUM HERE.. *grabs his balls and ass*
Alec: What the fuck are you doing leave me alone!!!
Gabriel: What, don't you like this, you get to grab mine as well.
Alec: Oh.... Well ok then.
*both start eating each others balls*
THE END

by Nigrophobian March 30, 2022

March 31

March 31st is get naked and run around the world day. Come one y’all have fun.

BILL: OMG WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!!
You: It’s march 31st

BILL: oooh sexyyyy come here baby gurl and give me some ass

by ze_pain8 March 30, 2021

12 March

"Imma fuck the shit out of you" Day

A day where you go up to your straight homies and say "Imma fuck the shit out of you"

Straight dude 1: Imma fuck the shit out of you
Straight dude 2: Wait what
Straight dude 1: It's 12 March
Straight dude 2: fuckin gaeeeeeeeeee

by cuteshyinfpbottothatneedslove November 24, 2021

march 5th

If you were born on this day you’re probably an emotional wreck or soulless and nothing in between

They’re always crying a lot, they must’ve been born on March 5th.

by yeet? October 15, 2019

Marching Band

The one hard, time consuming, learning experience that you wait all year for. Spending time with the boys, laughing at the trumpets, being molested by the low brass, never hearing the Clarinets. And making up stupid inside jokes and Callbacks. Hearing the phrase "Alright, one more time and we can have a water break! " from your director. But you never care. You enjoy it.

Why is the Football team on the Marching Band Field?

by Rawrnickasaurbree October 27, 2011

March 22

Generally, being the day my chemical romance broke up, march 22 has been a rather terrifying day for lots of people for the long period of almost six years. Even tho march 22 generally doesn't have to affect us that much anymore, as fall 2019 has brought us the Reunion, it still leaves slight trauma in all of us.

Person 1: happy march 22
Person 2: fuck no

by Fuck this why am I called that May 07, 2020

March 18

Slap your boyfriend’s ass day! It doesn’t matter if he’s mad. Make sure you slap it hard!

“Hey, why’d you slap my ass?”
“It’s March 18th!”

by barbaricjs March 17, 2021