Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

by XxFeministxX May 05, 2016

mom boob

When the huge boobs of a mom figure are squeezed into your chest when given a long enthusiastic hug. Typical offenders are grandmothers, aunts, and other older female relatives. Usually brings on feelings of utter nastiness.

John: Honey, what's wrong with you?
Jane: Omigod John, I just got the mom boobs from your mom!!!

by Mina MInogue January 16, 2006

Soccer Mom

Usually a very over protective parent. You can see them at game stored freaking out about games like "Mortal Kombat" or "Call of duty" very annoying and is the whole reason why anmies like DBZ have been so butchered.

Soccer Mom: How can you sell this game with all the blood you are all makeing seriel killers here!

Me: Oh my god I just came in to buy Dead Island!

by Bob the funky human October 16, 2011

soccer mom

A progression from the shocker and surprise, but not quite the mini van. This consists of one up front with three little ones in the back.

After receiving the soccer mom, my girlfriend knew her destiny in life.

by spiralhelix June 22, 2011

Your mom

what dumbasses say when they cant think of shit. these dumfucks usually are retarted

yOu: hey whats up
dumbass: your mom
yOu: you are my mom, dumbasses

by BigDiqEnergy May 15, 2019

Mom-schooled

to be taken off of an activity you enjoy by your mother in order for you to "study" a school subject that would be WAY less fun than what you were doing previously.

"I almost beat Gears of War 2, but i got mom-schooled on Act V!"

by Sxel January 18, 2009

Mom-back

a verbal and hand jester to inform someone to back up

when a gentalmen of color steps off the back of a trash truck in an alley and yell's at the driver with a hand signal
"Mom-back,Mom-back"

by bigace July 30, 2008