A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.
The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.
by captainbone March 28, 2023

An exclamation or expression of dislike, objection or frustration targeted towards a specific circumstance, object, event, person, or pretty much anything else that is particularly unfortunate or negative for whatever reason.
Person A: Allison can't come to the mall today because her mom wants her to stay at home.
Person B: That's so loser!
Person A: Did you notice that Kim wore the same exact dress as you to the party?
Person B: That's so loser!
Person A: Sorry I didn't call you back last night. My phone died.
Person B: That's so loser!
Person B: That's so loser!
Person A: Did you notice that Kim wore the same exact dress as you to the party?
Person B: That's so loser!
Person A: Sorry I didn't call you back last night. My phone died.
Person B: That's so loser!
by Monica Landy September 26, 2008

Someone who sleeps drunk on a college classroom floor because they have no direction in life, goals, or any real friends. Typically uses weed and alcohol as a way to escape from their problems and doesn't like to admit when they're wrong. Most of the time loser's create their own problems and blame it on everyone else.
" I had this friend who had it going for them but now they're just a LOSER who threw their life away"
by ratchetcarl7263 February 28, 2021

When someone is an extreme nerd but an extreme loser at the same time. Losers nerds come in all kinds but they’re mostly little weirdos who sit by a window in maths with their goofy looking nerd glasses.
by Coolman67919 December 19, 2022
