sTanky leg

a infection that is in your leg for not cleaning it. It is also one of the most horrible dances in the history of dances

person 1: WTF is a stanky leg
person 2: the most horrible dances ever made
person 1: ohh

by punchie-247 July 5, 2009

leg up

When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of a woman; the woman will look upon the male friends of this person as simply uncouth drunkards!

Hey Soup Can, why don't you try drinking that beer instead of nursing it; everyone in this house is sick and tired of you getting a leg up night after night and stealing our pussy!

by Fast Bobby September 23, 2004

Ass Legs

Legs (thighs) that are so big it makes the persons butt look smaller in comparison.

Person: Wow that girl has no butt
Person2: nah she just has Ass Legs

by C-C-C-CherryBomb October 5, 2010

Teddy's leg

The point at which the need to evacuate one’s bowel’s becomes unbearable, and a big brown cylinder tries pushing its way out of your sphincter - resembling the leg of a teddy bear, or soft toy.
See also Bungle’s finger.

- Can also refer to the act of defecating.

- Variant of turtle’s head.

“Bloody hell, if I don’t get to a toilet soon I’m goin’ to shit myself – I’ve got the teddy’s leg already!”

by Rize June 19, 2006

Leg hug

A festival survival mechanism that originated at Electric Picnic, Co Laois, 2011. Based on the mantra of YOLO, a leg hug promotes the transference of heat from one FOMO to another to maximise drinking time & ensure no one misses out. Plans to extend leg hug training to Arctic explorers are under-way for 2012.

Jomo I need a leg hug stat!!!! .......Ooooh thats better - lets party!!!

by The original JOMO October 17, 2011

sea legs

n. ability to hold one's drink like a pirate; a high tolerance for alcohol

Look how sloppy drunk Dave is. When is he going to get his sea legs?

by nukeevry1 May 28, 2009

Under The Leg

Under the leg, or UTL for short, refers generally to one having a masty under the leg. If you are unaware of the word masty, then fuck off. However, every day tasks are also done under the leg for amusement.

'Aw mate, I just had an under the leg in a primary school'

'Pat a strangers dog under the leg'

'I'm just heading home to have a UTL'

by Simonsmp May 16, 2010