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Joe is a Keter class SCP that resides in the foundation Site - REDACTED. SCP REDACTED is a anomaly that i the cause of many fatalities around the world. It containment is made with lithium and sound proof walls along with the floors. "Joe" is SCP REDACTED's nickname, as it says this when hunting prey. During a hunt, "Joe" will target the nearest living being or human, and will transform as a friend or family. It will then proceed to ask a simple question, "Do you Joe is?" The prey will be forced to respond with "Who's Joe?" SCP Joe will respond with, "Joe mama" and the prey will be eradicated from existence. SCP Joe requires to be put underground in Site REDACTED and far enough that no sound can ever get through.

PREVENTION MEASURES

SCP Joe requires the following:

Ear protection

Sound proof walls

Nuetrallizer.

SCP Joe will attack if provoked when hunting or not. It targets head protection as that covers how it hunts prey.
Joe: Hey!

Victim: Hi!

Joe: By any chance, do you know who Joe is?

Victim Who's Joe?

Joe: Joe mama

*distant screaming*
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This blonde dude that is just AMAZING!!
He literally is perfect. He is really hot. Smart. Cool. Athletic af. Ever so kind. Once he likes you don’t be a prick, don’t break his heart coz u know full well he’d do anything to make you happy and your life TOP NOTCH!! Joe can be very self critical at times but at others he’s telling about how great he is but not in a pratty, “I’m better than you” sorta way.
- who’s that hot dude

- name’s joe

- think he’s single? What am I on about? Ofc he’s not single a guy like that would NEVER be single!

-yh… guess who he’s taken by

- probs some hot ass chick

- nope! By me 😏
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